- Japan 1.6%
- China 1.7%
- France 7.2%
- Germany 20.7%
- U.K. 22.9%
- U.S. 39.2% We're #1! We're #1!
American dominance is always comforting, but aside from American superiority, what conclusions can we draw from these statistics?
- Speaking English makes you fat. It's probably because of all the lazy vowels (which, in the U.S., are worst in the South, and that's where the fattest people are).
- Speaking Asian languages makes you skinny, because it takes a lot of energy to speak such difficult languages.
You can't really disagree with this. Statistics don't lie.