Albums That Didn't Go Platinum (#17 in a Series)

Eden's really gone downhill since that Adam guy and his wife moved out.

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Albums That Didn't Go Platinum (#16 in a Series)

And none too soon.

Albums That Didn't Go Platinum (#15 in a Series)

Excitement and retribution. All on the same album cover.

Albums That Didn't Go Platinum (#14 in a Series)

Darn, I missed it again!

Albums That Didn't Go Platinum (#13 in a Series)

Spreading the joy of Jesus wherever he goes.

Albums That Didn't Go Platinum (#12 in a Series)

This poor woman married a dummy.

Albums That Didn't Go Platinum (#11 in a Series)

And He can't dress you any better than that?

Albums That Didn't Go Platinum (#10 in a Series)

Makes me want to run to the bat room.

Albums That Didn't Go Platinum (#9 in a Series)

I've heard organists with two hands who could have used a miracle or two, themselves.

Albums That Didn't Go Platinum (#8 in a Series)

This won't help you on MySpace.

Albums That Didn't Go Platinum (#7 in a Series)

"Would that be WD-40, or do you prefer olive oil?"
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Albums That Didn't Go Platinum (#6 in a Series)

No thanks.

Albums That Didn't Go Platinum (#5 in a Series)

He loves you, but that jacket is destined for the pits of Hell.

Albums That Didn't Go Platinum (#4 in a Series)

Despite the addition of harp, violin, and pipe organ.

Albums That Didn't Go Platinum (#3 in a Series)

Out of season, regardless of the month.

Albums That Didn't Go Platinum (#2 in a Series)

Please don't.

Albums That Didn't Go Platinum (#1 in a Series)

Marge Simpson was a big fan, though.