An important dispatch from the Washington Post about the Washington Nationals baseball team:
Reliever Jesus Colome remained in a hospital yesterday with an infection on his right buttock, though GM Jim Bowden said he would get out today. The Nationals don't know when Colome, 4-0 with a 2.76 ERA in 40 appearances, will be able to pitch. "It's a serious situation," Bowden said. "We pray for his buttocks and his family."
Guess they're taking 1 Thessalonians 5.23 literally. If the prayer is answered, does that mean we can say that God saved his a**?