News so strange it can't be made up.
The Vatican has blessed production of the new musical, "Mary of Nazareth, a Story That Goes On." It will debut in the Vatican City's Paul VI Auditorium soon, starring a former Miss Italy contestant. The music has been written by Stelvio Cipriani, who also wrote the movie scores for "Piranha Part Two: The Spawning," "Black Orgasm," and "Sex of the Devil."
"Father Stefano De Flores, one of the world's foremost Marian theologians, is a consultant to the production. He said: 'I was trying to ask myself: "Who is Mary of Nazareth and how does she fit into a musical?"'"
Read more at Telegraph.co.uk.