News You May Have Missed: The Times of London has published a groundbreaking story which reveals for the first time that women cause cancer. Or something like that.
It seems the monks on Mount Athos in Greece have a remarkably low incidence of cancer. This probably has something to do with their diet, but it's hard to overlook the fact of their 60-minute daily morning Quiet Times and the absolute rule that no females are allowed anywhere on the island (unless they're cats). Check out the story here.