Wednesday, December 12, 2007

How to Avoid Cancer Forever: A Loaf of Bread, and Jug of Wine, . . . but No "Thee"

News You May Have Missed: The Times of London has published a groundbreaking story which reveals for the first time that women cause cancer. Or something like that.

It seems the monks on Mount Athos in Greece have a remarkably low incidence of cancer. This probably has something to do with their diet, but it's hard to overlook the fact of their 60-minute daily morning Quiet Times and the absolute rule that no females are allowed anywhere on the island (unless they're cats). Check out the story here.


  1. Let me guess where you are planning to go for next year's vacation.

    Maybe you can tell me afterwards the secret why women live longer than men.

  2. Thanks for your post.Just read them.