The real reason for the Pope's visit to the U.S. can now be revealed. He's fleeing the execrable advertising of Italy's election for Prime Minister.
Former PM Silvio Berlusconi offers up this gem. Don't worry that you can't understand Italian. It might be a blessing.
Not to be outdone (?), mayor of Rome Walter Veltroni offers this desecration of the Village People:
As bad (and humorous) as these are, can someone please tell me why every Italian looks like a fashion model? If it's the olive oil, I'm going to start drinking the stuff.